oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse

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