It’s 5 am and sleep is suddenly my lowest priority

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Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?


Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via slapping)

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Cereal for dinner is tHE BEST

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as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via s-ugartits)

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At least he’s not ugly as fuck like you

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